| Me stubbing my toe around my parents: | Good golly that was not a good thing to feel |
| Me stubbing my toe around my friends: | Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck |
| In class: | 1+1=2 |
| Exercises: | 1+2+1=4 |
| Test: | John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass. |